FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
A few of the things I’ve been asked most often in life.
Q: What is your full name?
A: Ildiko Edith Fekete
Q: Oh, that’s so interesting!
A: Sorry, that’s not a question.
Q: What does your name mean?
A: Warrior Prosperous in War Black.
Q: Oh my God, why?
A: I assume because Genghis Khan was already taken.
Q: Do you speak English?
A: No. This website is actually in Esperanto, you are just awesome at languages.
Q: Where were you born?
A: Ravenswood Hospital, Chicago, IL. Congrats, you now have all the security answers to my 2003 MySpace account!
Q: MySpace?! How old ARE you?
A: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.
Q: What is your five-year plan?
A: I’ll tell you in five years.
Q: Why should I hire you as a writer?
A: I got you to read this far down.
Q: I get jokes! Where can I find more?
A: [Blog coming soon]